Tuesday, April 6, 2010

"The song has already been sung! The brethren court is called! "

The 2010 season is officially underway, and thanks to the big bats of Yoooouuuk and The Destroyah, the Red Sox pillaged the Yankee bildrats and defended their home turf in the type of nail-biting battle that has become typical of the rivals.

Sox Ace, Josh Beckett (who just signed a 4-yr $68 million deal with the club), struggled in his first outing of the year, and after just 5 short innings - letting up 8 hits and 5 earned runs - was looking to The Brethren for support. Congratulations to Black Pearl newcomer Scott Schoeneweis who was perfect on the mound!

Schoeneweis (#48) had a perfect debut outing with the Sox

The rest of the night served as an unofficial roll call of this year's bullpen - bringing 5 of the 7 renowned pitchers to the mound. Meet the rest of this year's crew...

Ramon Ramirez

If #56 doesn't improve his ERA, we'll be petitioning Farrell to lock him in the brig

I'm not sure what to say about a man with an ERA of 54.00 after the season opener. Another outing like this and he best walk the plank!

Hideki Okajima (The Eastern Wizard)


"O! K! A! J! I! M! A!...HE'LL STRIKE YOU OUT!"

As a veteran crew member, Oki Doki (#37) has become synonymous with clutch relief play. On Opening Night, he allowed just 1 hit and no runs during his single inning on the mound - which was just enough to capture the season's first Win.

Along with his steadfast pitching, The Eastern Wizard unearths an additional treasure from Davy Jones' locker each time he departs the vessel: the best warm-up song in all of baseball. If ye haven't heard it yet, make sure to check it out, and sing along with the Black Pearl Girls at every game this season!


Daniel Bard


This year, the role of Exceptionally Tall and Good Looking Reliever will be played by Bard (taking over for last year's Masterson)

Bard (#51), a right-handed reliever, recorded his first major league win on August 26 of last year, against the Chicago White Sox after pitching a scoreless inning and a third in the eight and ninth followed by a walk off home run by Big Papi.

On Sunday, he allowed no hits and only one walk - resulting in zero runs scored - during his 1 inning of play. I'm excited to see what this Botswain will bring to the bullpen this season - mostly, I'm just excited to watch him.

Jonathan Papelbon (The Lost Boy)

The Lost Boy's antics have become an expected sideshow with every trip to Fenway

Oh, Pap, where does one even begin? How about with the fact that Boston's colorful wild child clearly wasn't kidding when he said he had been torturing himself with the tape of last season's gut-wrenching ALDS loss this off-season. He looked like he had been held prisoner of an inner war - the fire, intensity, and outright possessed-ness were at an all-time high. But I liked it.

The self-proclaimed Cinco-Ocho (#58) was back to his old ways, allowing just 1 hit and no runs during the 1 inning event known as "The Close."

Manny Delcarmen

Manny wouldn't disclose his pirate nickname to us at a 2008 Christmas at Fenway press conference

Delcarrrmen's absence from the mound on Opening Night doesn't negate the fact that he is an essential member of the sacred Brethren. In fact, it was #17 - at the urging of former Mike "The Admiral" Timlin - who started the ruckus in the bullpen back in 2007.

Boston's new favorite Manny is currently working on the mechanics of his pitching, including his devastating change-up, which has been inconsistent lately, but he's remaining positive and hoping to be back to normal soon.

Scott Atchison

Atchison called making this season's roster, "A dream come true"

One of the two Scotts acquired on the Red Sox's last day in Florida, #48 comes to us from across the seas - returning to the U.S. after a 2 year pitching stint in Japan.

John Farrell & Gary Tuck

Veteran Pitching and Bullpen coaches, Farrell (#52) and Tuck (#57), know how to manage this crazy bunch.
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The relievers and closers who make up Boston's bullpen will be pulling out all stops to support starters Josh Beckett (#18), Jon Lester (#31), John Lackey (#40), Daisuke Matsuzaka (#18), Tim Wakefield (#49), and Clay Buchholz (#11).

Fair winds, me buckos, in tonight's game!

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

[Insert unnecessarily long hiatus here]

Yarr, me hearties! Is time to be bloggin' once again. Hope I haven't lost ye during my absence...

Be sure to follow me on Twittarrr (@blackpearlgirl) for the most up-to-date commentary on the crew of Boston's Black Pearl!

No one showed Ramon Ramirez any love while I was locked in the brig

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Only hours to go...

One day before pitchers and catchers are officially required to report to Spring Training, some Black Pearl veterans were already working out in Ft. Meyers.

Pitching coach John Farrell watches Beckett on the mound Wednesday morning

Delcarmen ran out of the clubhouse for a morning workout
Relievers Manny Delcarmern, Javier Lopez, and Hideki Okajima were among the early birds who arrived to camp on Wednesday. The remaining pitchers and catchers, including Captain Jason Varitek and closer Jonathan Papelbon, are due to report Thursday morning.

Photo Credit: Boston Globe

Friday, February 6, 2009

Happy Truck Day!

Yarrr! The groundhog may have seen his shadow, but Red Sox fans got a glimpse of spring this mornin' as the team's equipment was packed up and driven off to Ft. Meyer's.

Wally the Green Monster directed traffic around the truck on Yawkey Way

The truck arrived at a frigid Fenway Park this mornin' just after 6 a.m. and the packing began at around 7:30 a.m. It was fully loaded by 2:15 when Hall of Famer Johnny Pesky climbed inside the cab and turned on the engine, symbolizing the start of the 2009 season.

Al Hartz of New England Household Moving and Storage, the company that has carted the Sox gear to Florida for the last 11 years, was back to drive the truck for the 11th time himself.

"I'll stop at a truck stop down somewhere in Jersey, sleep right here in the truck then stop again around Georgia," Hartz said this morning. "I'll roll into Fort Myers on Sunday, then into camp early Monday morning." (Steve Silva / Boston.com)

Sox legend Johnny Pesky was the Grand Marshal of the Truck Day ceremonies

The truck was loaded up with everything from bats and balls to e-mails from fans and even a motorcycle!

So while the rest of the world suffers through six more weeks of bitter cold winter, Red Sox Nation can wrap itself up in the thought of the team's spring training essentials travelin' to warmer weather.

Mark the calendar with these spring training dates to help you survive winter's final gaelstorms:

  • Feb. 12 — Reporting day for Red Sox pitchers and catchers
  • Feb. 14 — First workout for Red Sox pitchers and catchers
  • Feb. 16 — Reporting day for Red Sox positional players
  • Feb. 18 — First Red Sox full-squad workout
  • Feb. 25 — Red Sox spring training games begin

Photo Credit: boston.com, redsox.com

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Pap's a papa!

Congratulations be in order for The Lost Boy and his wench, Ashley, as they celebrate the birth of their first child, Parker Alice Papelbon, who checked in at 8 pounds 4 ounces.

I'm sure its merely coicindence that the little one's initials spell out PAP...

Photo Credit: Celebrity Baby Blog

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

VOTE LIKE A PIRATE!

The United States Pirate Party released a press statement announcing their endorsement of Democratic Candidate for President Barack Obama!


The party calls Obama “the candidate which expresses legitimate concern for the continued improvement of technology, as well as the other key issues of importance: patent and copyright reform.”

Mr. Obama clearly understands the important role that the internet plays in delivering information and communications in general, and his stance on privacy reflects this, saying at a speech given at the Google campus, 'I will take a backseat to no one in my commitment to network neutrality.'” Yar!

In Massachusetts, you have less than 11 hours to get out and vote. Find your polling location at VoteForChange.com and remind your friends that every vote counts!

[Photo Credit: Esty]

Friday, October 31, 2008

Happy Halloween!

Now this is scary...

Papelbon dressed in drag at an event to support The Lester Project